“The defense calls Horse_ebooks to the stand!”

The crowd gasps as a horse wearing sick Ray-Bans enters the courtroom and takes the stand.

“Sir,” begins the lawyer, “can you tell us why you’re here today?”

Horse_ebooks moves his nuzzle close to the microphone.

“DEA Complicity in Drugging America,” he coolly replies.

Another shocked gasp from the crowd.

“Objection!” shouts the prosecutor heatedly. “What proof do you have of these outrageous claims?!”

Horse_ebooks calmly responds: “Montana Drugs, Agent, and Justice Department Betrayal”.

The crowd erupts in noise.

“Order, order!” shouts the judge, banging her gavel.

Horse_ebooks slides his glasses down just enough so the audience can see his big, beady eyes.

“Ride,” he whispers as he jumps out the window.